Let's Play a Thief FM: Calendra's Cistern
Trevor | May 31, 2024 |   Calendra's Cistern (2000)   T1 FM
Let’s cat-foot it across the cityscape and lurk amongst the Larloch Society’s sinister soirée in Calendra’s Cistern, a top classic Thief fan mission. This dark night’s deeds include meeting up with Garrett’s femme complice Mercedes, putting the kibosh on some ne’er-do-wells, overhearing memorable conversation one-liners, chatting it up with a severed head and so much more! Come one, come all, downwards darkly to this cistern of sordid delight.

Let's Play a Thief FM: Gathering at the Bar
Trevor | Dec. 25, 2023 |   Gathering at the Bar (1999)   T1 FM
Say Merry Christmas to a taffer, sip some mulled wine, and watch a new Let's Play from Trevor the Taffer. I go back to the first FM in this one and come face to face with an irate Hammerite, admire a nice art gallery, read a uniquely entertaining journal, and find a seemingly lockless key. Join me in this journey back to a classic to close out 2023!

Let's Play a Thief FM: Rogue's Honour
Trevor | July 9, 2023 |   Rogue's Honour (2000)   T1 FM
Something sinister lies beneath the village of Winterhelm, and it whiffs of mushrooms. Giant mushrooms that have ... side effects. Want to try a bite? Join me in this classic Thief fan mission that's got axe-pick wielding servants, an Old West wagon thingy (what are they called, again?), a high-as-a-kite NPC and much more. Just stay away from the 'shrooms...

Additionally, near the end of my Let's Play I miss an obvious lock pad and, separate from that, wonder whether I can ever beat the mission. Can’t touch this!

Let's Play a Thief FM: Skull of Lysander
Trevor | May 27, 2023 |   Skull of Lysander (1999)   T1 FM
Garrett's off to get a golden skull - because what else could early-era Thief FMs feature? The catch is that he must replace it with another one, a regular ol' skull that he must carry on him. And when I say carry, I mean such that it is not in your inventory, but floating there, in the middle of the screen - an item actually held by you. Meaning you can't interact with anything unless you drop it. And when you drop it, you make noise...

There's also a lively frog beast, lots and lots of alert guards, and one really, really big skull. So come on in for some magi tower sneaking, in Skull of Lysander!