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Lamp Pole


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30 sierpnia 2025

Opis

Thief completionist. I’m going to play and rate all the fan missions from Thief 1, Thief 2, and The Dark Mod.

Playing missions from least to most popular-looking for hidden gems.


Ostatnie oceny    Wszystkie (345)

★ 8 / 10     The Rebellion of the Builder 2, 28 września 2025

★ 2 / 10     Zombie Killer, 28 września 2025

★ 5 / 10     Your Last Breath, 28 września 2025

★ 4 / 10     Working the Mines, 28 września 2025

★ 5 / 10     United Bank of Auldale, 28 września 2025

★ 6 / 10     Undead Reckoning, 28 września 2025

★ 5 / 10     To Whom The Bell Tolls, 28 września 2025

★ 7 / 10     Thief 2: Thievery?, 28 września 2025

★ 7 / 10     The Uninvited Guest, 28 września 2025

★ 4 / 10     The Taffer's Tower, 28 września 2025

★ 2 / 10     The Taffer's Bank, 28 września 2025

★ 3 / 10     The Storm, 28 września 2025

★ 6 / 10     The Siege Shop, 28 września 2025

★ 4 / 10     The Revenge of Lt. Hagen, 28 września 2025

★ 7 / 10     The New Sheriff, 28 września 2025

★ 1 / 10     The Killing Time, 28 września 2025

★ 6 / 10     The Jewel of Ghandar, 28 września 2025

★ 5 / 10     The Heart of Saint Mattis, 28 września 2025


Wpisy    Wszystkie (7)

message   Unsettling Intimacy
temat o   Umbelina (2016)   T2 FM
Lamp Pole    29 września 2025 00:25

Screenshots from this mission look strange and experimental - definitely not like a regular Thief mission. Umbelina is a very unusual map where the goal is to find well-hidden items in a modern looking apartment.

The author is Pedro Quintella, better known as Cardia. If you’re even somewhat familiar with his work, you know that his missions ...

message   Twist Mission – Without the Twist
temat o   Havenhold's Retirement (2025)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    16 września 2025 00:00

This mission is bad in a very conventional way. The architecture is plain and boxy, the corridors are long and empty, and most players will probably discard it without a second thought.

And yet - there’s one moment that will make me remember this mission for a long time. The author managed to create something genuinely unsettling. SPOILERS a...

message   broken link
temat o   Better off Dead (2012)   T2 FM
odetoscavengers    9 września 2025 02:48

Does anyone have another mirror for this? None of the links in the forum seem to work either

forum  

Lamp Pole    9 września 2025 06:45

Found it on thiefmissions and it works for me:

https://thiefmissions.com/m/BetterOffDead

message   Why bad score?
temat o   A Simple Job Planned for this Evening (2008)   T2 FM
Lamp Pole    7 września 2025 00:29

This is one of the funniest missions I’ve ever played - in both senses of the word. It’s genuinely fun to play, and it constantly made me smile.

The mission was created for the Classic Thief Experience Contest and tries to imitate the style of The Sword and the infamous secret blooper reel. The level is filled with trippy architecture, but m...

message   Worst mission
temat o   Holy Hammer (2008)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    7 września 2025 00:11

This is the worst rated mission on this site, and for good reason.

The author of this mission, Dront, made it back in 2005 along with a few other equally poorly received missions and released all of them in 2008. While he does have one decently rated mission to his name, he will mostly be remembered for the bad ones.

So why is this missio...

message   A bad horror mission.
temat o   Having a Ball (2004)   T2 FM
Lamp Pole    1 września 2025 13:47

I wasn’t sure whether to give this mission a 4 or a 5, but in the end I settled on 4, mainly because it commits two unforgivable sins. But let’s start from the beginning.

The story kicks off when you kick a ball too high and it lands somewhere on the grounds of an old castle (which, interestingly, is based on a real-life location). The castl...

message   The Deceptive Sceptre 2.0 Revengence
temat o   F (2001)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    1 września 2025 13:18

The only entertaining thing is that you get infinite fire arrows. Other than that it is a waste of time.