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Lamp Pole


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Aug. 30, 2025

About

Thief completionist. I’m going to play and rate all the fan missions from Thief 1, Thief 2, and The Dark Mod.


Ratings    All (263)

★ 6 / 10     The Smiling Cutpurse, Sept. 15, 2025

★ 2 / 10     Footloose museum theft, Sept. 15, 2025

★ 5 / 10     Vengeance for a Thief - Part 1, Sept. 15, 2025

★ 8 / 10     Reap as You Sow, Sept. 15, 2025

★ 5 / 10     Five Tigers 1: HBS Iron Butterfly, Sept. 15, 2025

★ 5 / 10     Five Tigers 2: Eye of the Tiger, Sept. 15, 2025

★ 6 / 10     The Cell Next Door, Sept. 13, 2025

★ 5 / 10     Legend of the Four Elements 1, Sept. 11, 2025

★ 8 / 10     Assault at the Gas Station, Sept. 11, 2025

★ 8 / 10     A Love Story 5 Part 2, Sept. 8, 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Love Story 5 Part 1, Sept. 8, 2025

★ 6 / 10     A Love Story 4, Sept. 8, 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Love Story 3, Sept. 8, 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Love Story 2, Sept. 8, 2025

★ 5 / 10     A Love Story 1, Sept. 8, 2025

★ 8 / 10     Heartcliff Islands, Sept. 8, 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Simple Job Planned for this Evening, Sept. 6, 2025

★ 1 / 10     Holy Hammer, Sept. 6, 2025


Posts    All (6)

message   Twist Mission – Without the Twist
topic about   Havenhold's Retirement (2025)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    Sept. 16, 2025, midnight

This mission is bad in a very conventional way. The architecture is plain and boxy, the corridors are long and empty, and most players will probably discard it without a second thought.

And yet - there’s one moment that will make me remember this mission for a long time. The author managed to create something genuinely unsettling. SPOILERS ah...

message   broken link
topic about   Better off Dead (2012)   T2 FM
odetoscavengers    Sept. 9, 2025, 2:48 a.m.

Does anyone have another mirror for this? None of the links in the forum seem to work either

forum  

Lamp Pole    Sept. 9, 2025, 6:45 a.m.

Found it on thiefmissions and it works for me:

https://thiefmissions.com/m/BetterOffDead

message   Why bad score?
topic about   A Simple Job Planned for this Evening (2008)   T2 FM
Lamp Pole    Sept. 7, 2025, 12:29 a.m.

This is one of the funniest missions I’ve ever played - in both senses of the word. It’s genuinely fun to play, and it constantly made me smile.

The mission was created for the Classic Thief Experience Contest and tries to imitate the style of The Sword and the infamous secret blooper reel. The level is filled with trippy architecture, but mo...

message   Worst mission
topic about   Holy Hammer (2008)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    Sept. 7, 2025, 12:11 a.m.

This is the worst rated mission on this site, and for good reason.

The author of this mission, Dront, made it back in 2005 along with a few other equally poorly received missions and released all of them in 2008. While he does have one decently rated mission to his name, he will mostly be remembered for the bad ones.

So why is this mission...

message   A bad horror mission.
topic about   Having a Ball (2004)   T2 FM
Lamp Pole    Sept. 1, 2025, 1:47 p.m.

I wasn’t sure whether to give this mission a 4 or a 5, but in the end I settled on 4, mainly because it commits two unforgivable sins. But let’s start from the beginning.

The story kicks off when you kick a ball too high and it lands somewhere on the grounds of an old castle (which, interestingly, is based on a real-life location). The castle...

message   The Deceptive Sceptre 2.0 Revengence
topic about   F (2001)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    Sept. 1, 2025, 1:18 p.m.

The only entertaining thing is that you get infinite fire arrows. Other than that it is a waste of time.