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WungusDasPungus
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dumb idiot moron who plays thief the wrong way a lot of the time


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bookmarks Best of 1999
Recommended missions from the year 1999 (in chronological order)
Circle of Strain 1   (1999)   T1 FM
Circle of Strain 2   (1999)   T1 FM
Docks, All Aboard!   (1999)   T1 FM
Payback!   (1999)   T1 FM
The Shadow of Lord Rothchest   (1999)   T1 FM
Garrett's Revenge   (1999)   TG FM
Information   (1999)   T1 FM
14 items
bookmarks Best of 2000
Recommended missions from the year 2000 (in chronological order)
The Gauntlet   (2000)   T1 FM
Hammerhead: Return To The Docks   (2000)   T1 FM
The Vigil   (2000)   T1 FM
Hush.... Hush, Sweet Harlot   (2000)   T1 FM
Turning the Tables   (2000)   T1 FM
Ranstall Keep   (2000)   T1 FM
Archery Challenge   (2000)   T1 FM
(1 follower) 19 items
bookmarks Best of 2001
Recommended missions from the year 2001 (in chronological order)
Bloodsport   (2001)   T2 FM
Curse of the Carnival   (2001)   T2 FM
The Inverted Manse   (2001)   T2 FM
Geller's Pride   (2001)   T1 FM
Amida   (2001)   TG FM
Mine Shock   (2001)   TG FM
Resurgence - The Ancient Crown   (2001)   T2 FM
13 items
bookmarks Never Forget™
Fan missions that reference or mention 9/11 and/or Osama Bin Laden.
Escape From Blackstone Crypt   (2001)   T2 FM
Dyers Eve   (2001)   T2 FM
The Wrestling Match   (2001)   T2 FM
Cragscright Prison   (2002)   T2 FM
Osama Bites The Dust   (2002)   T2 FM
Fanatic's Arena!   (2003)   T2 FM
6 items

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★ 5 / 10     Makiko, July 15, 2025

★ 4 / 10     Lady Sakura's Dragon Eye, July 15, 2025

★ 4 / 10     Cragscright Prison, July 15, 2025

★ 4 / 10     UFO, July 15, 2025

★ 7 / 10     Ashcombe House, July 14, 2025

★ 4 / 10     D, July 5, 2025

★ 6 / 10     Deadly Darkness, July 5, 2025

★ 6 / 10     The Hashishans, July 5, 2025

★ 9 / 10     Old Gods, June 14, 2025

★ 7 / 10     The Ties That Bind, June 2, 2025

★ 8 / 10     The Hightowne Museum, June 2, 2025

★ 7 / 10     Stiff Competition, June 2, 2025

★ 7 / 10     Melian's Method, June 2, 2025

★ 7 / 10     Hedgerows & Hammerites, June 1, 2025

★ 7 / 10     Alchemic Allusions, June 1, 2025

★ 3 / 10     Red Ridge, June 1, 2025

★ 2 / 10     Mr J's Ring, June 1, 2025

★ 6 / 10     The Art of Thievery, June 1, 2025


Posts    All (22)

message   Wrong file
topic about   At Lapstone House (2025)   T2 FM
Melkesideck    March 26, 2025, 8:18 a.m.

Haunt.zip is the file when we click on link

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WungusDasPungus    March 26, 2025, 2:45 p.m.

Fixed!

message   Broken.
topic about   Wanted: Dead or Alive (1999)   T1 FM
taffer-kun    Oct. 25, 2024, 7:28 a.m.

2 doors don't open despite having all keys available. To be honest, the mission is so ugly and uninspired, that I have little desire to research further.

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WungusDasPungus    Nov. 3, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

never mind, i looked back at my vod of it and yeah, there's just two doors that don't do anything

message   Almost Went Unfinished
topic about   The Prodigal Corpse (2000)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    Nov. 3, 2024, 2:56 p.m.

When I got around to playing this, I had already gone through a period of brainmelting in the missions prior to this that was so bad I almost said, "This mission is scuffed, I'm skipping it." However, The Prodigal Corpse doesn't have anything to actually get that mad about in hindsight. I mean, the mission isn't good, but it's in that amateurish...

message   Finally, A Fair Fight
topic about   Equilibrium (2000)   T2 FM
WungusDasPungus    Oct. 31, 2024, 1:52 a.m.

You ever wonder what a guard in the City feels like when Garrett suddenly appears out of the shadows and erases their childhood memories via CTE with one swing of the blackjack? Equilibrium makes it so you don't have to wonder anymore. Turns out the answer is that it's goddamn terrifying.

Garrett wanders into an abandoned Keeper compound in s...

message   Broken.
topic about   Wanted: Dead or Alive (1999)   T1 FM
taffer-kun    Oct. 25, 2024, 7:28 a.m.

2 doors don't open despite having all keys available. To be honest, the mission is so ugly and uninspired, that I have little desire to research further.

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WungusDasPungus    Oct. 29, 2024, 5:09 a.m.

Which doors didn't open? WDOA has kind of bounced off my brain but i don't remember anything like that

message   Lockpicking Gauntlet of 1999 - Gold Medal
topic about   The Awakening (1999)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    Oct. 22, 2024, 6:12 a.m.

When playing fan missions for an extended period of time, I end up suffering from a disorder I like to call "brain melting." It's when you're forced to do something incredibly tedious an excessive amount of times (yes, I know this is part of the appeal of playing Thief in the first place) that it literally feels like you would do just about anyt...

message   Wrichards is my bane.
topic about   Tower of Illusion (1999)   T1 FM
taffer-kun    Oct. 10, 2024, 5 p.m.

This mission is designed to hate you. Outside endless unremarkable corridors, lengthy as hell unlockables, tiny hidden loot that you spend an hour searching, it's downgrade from...

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WungusDasPungus    Oct. 20, 2024, 7:09 a.m.

🤝

message   I open my wallet and it is full of blood
topic about   Stronghold (2000)   T2 FM
WungusDasPungus    Oct. 12, 2024, 5:27 a.m.

After standing in my backyard crushing bricks in my bare hands for an hour or two, I'm finally ready to come back and talk about Stronghold, a mission which started off kind of promising and then made me feel insane the longer it went on.

In contrast to how I felt immediately after seeing the Mission Complete screen, I do think there's a lot ...

message   hell yeah
topic about   Creature Clash 2 (2000)   T2 FM
WungusDasPungus    Oct. 9, 2024, 6:56 a.m.

I got to watch a mechanist and a hammerite put aside their differences to turn a treebeast into mulch. Good mission.

message   Lockpicking Gauntlet of 1999 - Silver Medal
topic about   Tower of Illusion (1999)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    Sept. 22, 2024, 8:29 a.m.

Tower of Illusion is designed to waste your time.

Well, not really. Wrichards more than likely assumed "lockpicking = longer and more engaging mission" and called it square. They even made you go find both picks individually to hold you back a little more. Unfortunately, goodwill starts to fade when you end up having to pick every door and ch...

message   Grimderp factory
topic about   The Enterprise (2000)   T1 FM
Angder    Dec. 12, 2023, 7:52 p.m.

The enterprise is a mission which I am deeply familiar with. I actually used to speedrun the the T2 version as part of it's series. Seeing this earlier copy of it was extremely ...

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WungusDasPungus    Sept. 22, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

oh my god did you get the hallway that murders your game too

message   It's Just Missing the Sceptre
topic about   Lord Burkhard (2000)   T2 FM
WungusDasPungus    Sept. 22, 2024, 6:50 a.m.

I'm not gonna really harp on the quality of this mission since signs point to it being a newbie messing around in Dromed, but this is basically the exact same structure as Deceptive Sceptre, all the way down to the wrong objective ticking off when you complete it.

Garrett needs to find and kill Lord Burkhard, a noble who seems to own one sing...

message   Better Than The Last One
topic about   Events in Highrock (2000)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    Aug. 3, 2024, 7:13 a.m.

I had incredibly low expectations going into Events in Highrock, even with people telling me it's actually good. I'm happy to say that they're mostly right.

The level design itself is leagues beyond The Mage's Area, with a lot of interconnected areas in the City that all (mostly) make sense, and its generally fun to explore. Its definitely a ...

message   This Sucks
topic about   The Bath House (2000)   T2 FM
WungusDasPungus    Aug. 1, 2024, 7:37 a.m.

I usually try to give older missions some sorta benefit of doubt, with the context that authors making literally anything in Dromed is cool as hell and that it was probably decent for the time when it came out. I really can't see that being the case here.

I don't like being harsh about FMs but it's kind of a bad sign that this placed 3rd in ...

message   Old Missions are Great
topic about   WWF Smack Down ! (1999)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    June 4, 2024, 5:58 a.m.

I'm not gonna sit here and try to wax poetic about a fan mission made by a wrestling fan from the 90s, but I have to say that "There's an old 'friend' of yours waiting in the ring, layeth the smack down on his candy ass!" is an incredibly funny objective to read in a Thief game.

message   haha meme
topic about   The Deceptive Sceptre (1999)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    May 7, 2024, 8:22 p.m.

yeah thats all i got

message   I've seen this before in a fever dream
topic about   Unforgiven: Mission One (1999)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    May 7, 2024, 5:41 a.m.

I feel like I got pranked.

Like, this mission is not very good. I can't tell if navigating the city was supposed to be more difficult or if was just meant to simply give off the impression of a labyrinth. The house (?) that you end up robbing is a big, bizarre, and ugly mess.

But... I think that's the point?

Outside of its weird layout,...

message   Didn't Age Very Well
topic about   Escape: The Bear Pits (1999)   T1 FM
WungusDasPungus    March 9, 2024, 8:08 p.m.

I didn't really like this mission.

I think the idea is cool, having AI fight each other, hunting for gear, having some sort of high-tension escape. The problem lies in the lack of polish and overall general feeling of someone who knows what they WANT to do, but not being 100% sure how to achieve it.

Your main objective is to find a sword, ...


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