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Lamp Pole


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30. August 2025

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Thief completionist. I’m going to play and rate all the fan missions from Thief 1, Thief 2, and The Dark Mod.


Bewertungen    Alle (264)

★ 7 / 10     Scroll of Remembrance, 18. September 2025

★ 6 / 10     The Smiling Cutpurse, 15. September 2025

★ 2 / 10     Footloose museum theft, 15. September 2025

★ 5 / 10     Vengeance for a Thief - Part 1, 15. September 2025

★ 8 / 10     Reap as You Sow, 15. September 2025

★ 5 / 10     Five Tigers 1: HBS Iron Butterfly, 15. September 2025

★ 5 / 10     Five Tigers 2: Eye of the Tiger, 15. September 2025

★ 6 / 10     The Cell Next Door, 13. September 2025

★ 5 / 10     Legend of the Four Elements 1, 11. September 2025

★ 8 / 10     Assault at the Gas Station, 11. September 2025

★ 8 / 10     A Love Story 5 Part 2, 8. September 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Love Story 5 Part 1, 8. September 2025

★ 6 / 10     A Love Story 4, 8. September 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Love Story 3, 8. September 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Love Story 2, 8. September 2025

★ 5 / 10     A Love Story 1, 8. September 2025

★ 8 / 10     Heartcliff Islands, 8. September 2025

★ 7 / 10     A Simple Job Planned for this Evening, 6. September 2025


Beiträge    Alle (6)

message   Twist Mission – Without the Twist
Thema über   Havenhold's Retirement (2025)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    16. September 2025 00:00

This mission is bad in a very conventional way. The architecture is plain and boxy, the corridors are long and empty, and most players will probably discard it without a second thought.

And yet - there’s one moment that will make me remember this mission for a long time. The author managed to create something genuinely unsettling. SPOILERS ah...

message   broken link
Thema über   Better off Dead (2012)   T2 FM
odetoscavengers    9. September 2025 02:48

Does anyone have another mirror for this? None of the links in the forum seem to work either

forum  

Lamp Pole    9. September 2025 06:45

Found it on thiefmissions and it works for me:

https://thiefmissions.com/m/BetterOffDead

message   Why bad score?
Thema über   A Simple Job Planned for this Evening (2008)   T2 FM
Lamp Pole    7. September 2025 00:29

This is one of the funniest missions I’ve ever played - in both senses of the word. It’s genuinely fun to play, and it constantly made me smile.

The mission was created for the Classic Thief Experience Contest and tries to imitate the style of The Sword and the infamous secret blooper reel. The level is filled with trippy architecture, but mo...

message   Worst mission
Thema über   Holy Hammer (2008)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    7. September 2025 00:11

This is the worst rated mission on this site, and for good reason.

The author of this mission, Dront, made it back in 2005 along with a few other equally poorly received missions and released all of them in 2008. While he does have one decently rated mission to his name, he will mostly be remembered for the bad ones.

So why is this mission...

message   A bad horror mission.
Thema über   Having a Ball (2004)   T2 FM
Lamp Pole    1. September 2025 13:47

I wasn’t sure whether to give this mission a 4 or a 5, but in the end I settled on 4, mainly because it commits two unforgivable sins. But let’s start from the beginning.

The story kicks off when you kick a ball too high and it lands somewhere on the grounds of an old castle (which, interestingly, is based on a real-life location). The castle...

message   The Deceptive Sceptre 2.0 Revengence
Thema über   F (2001)   TG FM
Lamp Pole    1. September 2025 13:18

The only entertaining thing is that you get infinite fire arrows. Other than that it is a waste of time.