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Loser

Garrett was captured and put in a strange mechanist prison. He has to escape and unfold the mysteries of that place.

The Upward Spiral

A couple of years ago a band of thieves raided some rich nobleman's house in some remote part of town. The details of the heist elude me, but I know that among the spoils was a particular arcane to...

Five Nights at Dayport

The life of a watchman is not that easy as some people might think. I'm sick and tired of the city watch service. I heard by hazard that the Barington museum was about to hire a night watch, five d...

Morbid Curiosity

The Hammers are after an item called The Builder’s Rattle. It’s an ancient icon that was stolen by one of their own priests. Thieving from a thief is always irresistible. No doubt this pries...

Bestest FM 5: Those Dirty Rats!

Garrett finds himself aboard a big, empty cheese-shipping ship full of hungry rats that want nothing more than to make ameal out of him; because to them, he looks like a big slice of Chedder! Ki...

The Tower of Jorge!!

This is the most exciting job of your entire career! You are going to break into the Tower of Jorge and STEAL THE LOOT! WOW! An AMAZING ADVENTURE of EPIC PROPORTIONS awaits you, Garrett! Are you r...

Half-Assed Marriage

Today is Basso's wedding. What a day! What a waste! And I'm forced to attend since Basso has repaired my Lockpicks after a bad adventure in a Mechanist silver storage... And because bad news never ...

Upside Down

by 4 authors

A funny little experimental mission in which it is proposed that you change your profession.

Fables of The Penitent Thief

Dear Diary, Boy, I am in a pickle for sure! I was caught red handed as the thief who nabbed the king's loot. Personally, I think my wife ratted me out! But rather than toss me in the dungeon whe...

The Harlequin

I was a kid. No parents, no home. Running messages and picking pockets to keep my ribs from meeting my spine. I certainly didn't have coin to spare for entertainment. But the carnival was in town, ...

The Acid Trip

For a long time the Thieves Guild have been trying to persuade me to join them. Not that they like me so much, they just don't want to keep losing their best 'business oportunites' without getting ...

Christmas Present

It's Christmas Eve, but all is not well. The people of a nearby village have had their christmas presents stolen, and you have been hired by them to get their presents back. Yes, this is completely...

The Crazy Maniac Mr Timmsand the Wooden Shack

by DJ

Theres a crazy man named Mr. Timms who lives in a wooden shack. one day he stole your spoon, so now your going to have to kill him.

All For A Night Sleep

I moved into my new Dayport digs not long ago. All's well until my neighbor across the river gets a windchime. The damn thing jingles day and night, loud enough to rouse the Trickser, and I haven...

Bestest FM 4: Wishy Washy

After breaking into a stately home, you discover a rather odd smell! Trying to ignore it, you continue to look for glittery things... Unfortunately, the smell is far too strong, and makes you fe...

Bestest FM 3: In a Link Of an Eye

You're in a dream this time! There appears to be a giant chain of sorts, that's guarded by some mechanists. Kill 'em!

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